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Boring-ass normie bitches can just use brand-name soap from the grocery store, but us crazy bitches deserve some crazy (awesome) soap. Salty Melon Fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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Smells like cookies and cable sports! Toasted marshmallow scented soap. Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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The perfect soap for those work-from-home lunch breaks where you take a nice bath and drink 2-3 beers to get in the zone for the rest of the work day. Mojito Fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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If your idea of a perfect day includes muddy paws, slobbery kisses, and the unmistakable joy of yelling WHOS A GOOD BOY?! at least 12 times, then congratsyoure officially Dog People. And now, theres a soap just for you! This Soap for Dog People smells like a fresh, dewy grassy dog park, but without the…
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You might feel dirty after having your time so flagrantly wasted, so wash off the bullshit with this soap for fucking meetings. Smells like this could have been an email. Bourbon in my coffee fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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The perfect soap to pair with a hefty glass of wine, a bubble bath, and a locked door (or several) between you and your responsibilities. Especially if those responsibilities are small children. Cool Cucumber Fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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Every once and a while we all feel good as hell. Now, it would be a real shame if we had to use boring, normal soap on such a special occasion. Thus, soap for feeling good as hell. Instructions: use it when you feel good as hell. ck-1 fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce,…
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Happy December 23rd, thanks for disappointing me all year! Soap for Festivus, smells like the rest of us. A sad soap for your sad friends who inevitably are disappointed during the holidays. Rum Punch scented. 6oz soap. Handmade in the USA
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Soap for the Grammar Police… Smells like your annoying Ahahahha … it’s so easy to get under your skin. 6 ounces of jelly donut scent… mmm Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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“Soap for It’s Fine. Smells like somebody’s passive-aggressive. No, really. It’s fine. I’m fine. It’s all fine. Really” Plane tap water fragrance. Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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We are not legally responsible for any sort of bullshit or angry screeching in your face as a result of giving this soap to a Karen who deserves it. (But we’re secretly rooting you on). Spiky hair styling mousse fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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Smells like frogs, snails and puppy dog tails, and getting into all your private stuff. Handmade soaps from Ohio, this is the perfect soap for little brothers. Plus, we all know how stinky little brothers get. a 6 ounce soap with watermelon gum scent.
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This ones for all the mamas who gave it their alland for all the rebels who took their own path anyway. With a scent that whispers, “Bless her cryin’ heart,” this 6 oz. bar of soap is a tribute to the moms who tried to raise saints but got rule-breakers instead. Made in the USA,…
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Soap for Missing Youbecause nothing says “I wish you were here” like a bar of soap. Whether you’re sending it to a long-distance love, a faraway friend, or just someone who needs a good scrub and a little sentiment, this soap delivers squeaky-clean nostalgia with every wash. With a scent thats as comforting as a…
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You’re taking care of your kids, let this soap take care of you. Or at least take care of your hygiene. It will probably do a very bad job at anything else because it’s just a bar of soap. But if you’re desperate you can certainly try! Soggy Cheerios Scented Made in Ohio, USA 6…
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Have you ever taken a shower at 2 am? It’s a pretty fantastic feeling, one that deserves some extra special soap. Makes a great gift for night owls, even if that means yourself! Handmade soap; appearance may differ slightly from the photo. 6 oz Made in the USA
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Working from home so easily turns into napping from home… You’re already wearing your pajama pants, you’re sitting on the couch, and next thing you know, you’ve nodded off for a few minutes. But hey, power naps improve your productivity! At least, that’s what we’re telling ourselves… Wash the sleepiness away for your next meeting…
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A beautifully hand crafted soap that is great for the OKAY Mom… smells like truth, and wine. Probably a lot of wine. sippy cup wine fragrance Made in Ohio, USA 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″
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Let’s be real here, I am over thinking this description waaaaay too much….. Like what if it’s not descriptive enough, or what if I can’t be funny enough… You get the point I’m laying down. You know one of those people that can’t make up their mind? We got you covered with this soap. Soap…
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If you ever find yourself listening to true crime podcasts while taking a nice bath you’re pretty much legally obliged to use this soap. OR ELSE! Handmade soap; may differ slightly from the photo. 6 oz made in the USA