Soap for the First Child

Ah, the firstborn. The golden child. The one who got all the baby photos, the elaborate first birthday, and actual attention from Mom and Dad before the rest of the siblings showed up and ruined everything. This soap captures the essence of being the originalsmelling faintly of pride, high expectations, and just a hint of superiority.

This bar of soap is a playful reminder of the good ol’ days when being the favorite wasnt even a competition. Makes a perfect gift for the firstborn in your lifeor, better yet, to rub in the face of their siblings. Literally. Cleanliness is next to smugness, after all.

Brand New Everything Scented

Made in Ohio, USA. 6 ounce, Handmade Vegan soap, 3.5″ x 2.75″ x 1″