Toy Novelties

With this bag of marbles styled after different planets, you can make a whole mini solar system while playing marbles! Includes 20 small marbles and one medium-sized marble. /!\ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD – Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Fart noises on command are essential to any prankster’s arsenal, and this nifty gadget comes with 9 different fart sounds to choose from! That’s basically like getting the huge 64 count box of crayons, but only with fart noises. If you’re a fart sound artist, you’ll love this tool. 5.75 x 4 x 0.75 inches

Nothing says “definitely not hiding anything valuable here” like a good old-fashioned can of Spam. Our Spam Can Safe is the ultimate in low-effort, high-reward security because honestly, whos going to rifle through your canned meat collection looking for your secret stash? (Spoiler: absolutely no one.) This genius little safe looks exactly like a real…

A fun Lollipop spinner. Simply push the button and watch the lollipop spin! Includes the Lollipop and batteries. We will select one random flavor.

Ever looked at a squawking rubber chicken and thought, “I wish there was a pickle version of that.” Well, luckily for you, someone else had that exact same thought, and now you can buy one! Just give it a squeeze and it will grace your ears with a loud squeak! 6.25 inches tall.

A clear ball filled with colorful squishy beads.

This Armadillo is here for all of your stressed out squish needs. Don’t worry, this one doesn’t have sharp claws or an armored shell but instead soft rubber exterior and a gooey interior. Ages 3+ Can stain porous surfaces if left on too long (walls, countertops, clothing, furniture, etc)

Need a best friend whos always there to squish away your stress? Meet the Squishy Bigfoot BFFthe most squeezable, lovable cryptid youll ever lay your hands on. Made for stress relief, fidgeting, or just aggressively mashing between your fingers when life gets too much, this little guy is always ready to lend a big (but…

A super squishy fishy that comes in a plastic bowl. Squeeze him or fill up his bowl with water and watch him float! COLORS VARY- we will select one random color.

A super squishy guineapig with a costume. The costume is removable. Styles vary. We will randomly select one style. If you get more than one, we will assort. the styles. Ages 3 and up