Canned Dragon

Crack open a cold oneand by cold one, we mean a fire-breathing dragon stuffed into a tin can. Meet Drake, the plush dragon with a hot temper and zero personal space.

Sealed up tighter than your emotional baggage, Drake is ready to burst out of the can and into your weird little world. And just like any good dragon, he comes with a hoardof really bad jokes printed right on the side of the can. (Youve been warned. They’re scorching.)

Perfect for gifting to fantasy nerds, chaotic friends, or anyone whos ever tried to train a houseplant and called it a pet. Drake might be small, but he brings big dragon energyand absolutely no regard for personal boundaries.

Pop the top and unleash the beast. Just maybe dont let him near your marshmallows.